oh geez.

Pizza, movies, tv, turtles, cats.
Catdog stuck under the bed.   George Michael needs to lose some weight! (Taken with Instagram)

Catdog stuck under the bed. George Michael needs to lose some weight! (Taken with Instagram)

  • me in the morning: wow did i lose weight or
  • me after lunch: i'm so fat omg what is this
  • me in the afternoon: i'm gonna start my diet right now
  • me eating dinner: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me after dinner: i hate myself
  • using my mom's money: im going to buy that, $150? im definitely buying that.
  • using my money: $2? that's too much
Awww, my precious made dinner 🐻 (Taken with Instagram)

Awww, my precious made dinner 🐻 (Taken with Instagram)

Stop tagging this as Marvel, cunts. These guys are DC. :)

Stop tagging this as Marvel, cunts. These guys are DC. :)

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